Man Marries Pizza Because Love Between Humans Is ‘Too Complicated’

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Love is supposed to be blind, right? And when a 22-year-old Russian man realized his one true love for pepperoni pizza, he wasted no time in taking things to the next level.

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The groom was presented with a marriage certificate on a clipboard by the restaurant staff. PC: Mirror.co.uk

The unnamed man married his thin and crispy bride in a pizzeria after being turned down by the church.

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So much love: The groom expresses his great joy on being married to his long-time love. PC:mirror.co.uk

Surrounded by the restaurant managers and chefs who acted as the witnesses to the ceremony, the groom took his wedding vows holding his veiled bride through the rites.

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Well-wishers and staff at the restaurant congratulate the newlyweds and seem equally joyous at the ceremony. PC: Mirror.co.uk

‘Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing,’ explains the groom. On the other hand, Pizza ‘would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it.’

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Till death do us part: The groom toasts to a long and happy married life with his new wife. PC: metro.co.uk

The restaurant staff even went a step further and presented the groom with a non-official marriage certificate on a clipboard.

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Just married: The groom shows off his newlywed status before taking his new wife home. PC: Metro.co.uk

The groom tried to get an official marriage certificate too but the skeptical Russian authorities refused to consider his unusual request.

"You may kiss the bride." PC: metro.co.uk
“You may kiss the bride.” PC: metro.co.uk

Details of what happened on the wedding night are not clear. However, we hear that the next morning’s breakfast was amazing! 🙂 Our best wishes to the new couple for a life full of love and joy! 🙂

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Aparna Ghildiyal
I’m a true blue gypsy at heart. YES is my buzzword. Planning a travel adventure? You can always count me in. Treat me to good food, and you can be my friend forever. Fashion has been my guilty pleasure ever since I was a little girl who loved poring over the sparkling jewels and opulent gowns of Disney princesses. Keeping fit and showing love to my body is what keeps me feeling good. I LOVE those looooong discussions and stimulating experiences concerning spirituality, religion, and things beyond – the explorer in me is forever fascinated by these. A neuroscientist-turned-writer-turned-online marketer, my little 5-year-old career has seen me wearing multiple hats. In my world, there are no rules chiefly because I ain’t got no motivation to make or break ‘em.

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